{"id":24,"date":"2017-06-20T06:16:57","date_gmt":"2017-06-20T06:16:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alyssagetsthere.com\/wp\/?page_id=24"},"modified":"2017-07-01T04:22:14","modified_gmt":"2017-07-01T04:22:14","slug":"introduction","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.alyssagetsthere.com\/wp\/introduction\/","title":{"rendered":"Introduction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alyssa Murphy gets there.\u00a0 ALWAYS.\u00a0 Where exactly does she &#8216;get&#8217; you ask?\u00a0 She gets to work, the gym, school, roller derby practice, the grocery store, and a number of other places on Earth.\u00a0 She also &#8216;gets&#8217; to more incorporeal destinations (id est, conclusions, realizations, affirmations, et cetera).\u00a0 She gets just about anywhere.\u00a0 That&#8217;s the point of this website:\u00a0 to illustrate to you that Alyssa may not always get there on time, or under the constraints of society&#8217;s norms, but she always gets there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-summary\">\nAlyssa Murphy gets there.\u00a0 ALWAYS.\u00a0 Where exactly does she &#8216;get&#8217; you ask?\u00a0 She gets to work, the gym, school, roller&hellip;\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.alyssagetsthere.com\/wp\/introduction\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Introduction&rdquo;<\/span>&hellip;<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-24","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","entry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P8TdQX-o","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alyssagetsthere.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alyssagetsthere.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alyssagetsthere.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alyssagetsthere.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alyssagetsthere.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.alyssagetsthere.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":994,"href":"https:\/\/www.alyssagetsthere.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24\/revisions\/994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alyssagetsthere.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}